Dirty Call
Time For Confession
BILL$ and $TRIKES
Umpire Tales
Top of the 1st
The Dancing Strike
"Our ump did a literal moonwalk after calling my brother out. Everyone was laughing so hard even the coach forgot to be mad." — Timmy, 10
Bottom of the 1st
PB&J Timeout
"During the 3rd inning, the ump called time because his sandwich fell out of his ball bag. Top tier baseball performance." — Chloe, 9
Top of the 2nd
The Invisible Zone
"I stood there like a statue while a pitch hit the grass. 'STRIKE!' yelled the ump. He said the grass was part of the zone." — Leo, 8
Bottom of the 2nd
Birdie Meeting
"A bird landed in the batter's box and the umpire started having a full conversation with it." — Jackson, 11
Voices from the Bleachers
Finally, a shirt that captures my perpetual annoyance at bad calls. The cotton is soft, but the wit is sharp.Â
Kevin L., Garden City, NY
I wore the "Blind as a Bat" tee to a minor league game, and I've never received so many thumbs-up. 10/10 humor.
Sarah K., Aberdeen, MD
The Grumpire logo makes everyone laugh. Great fit for a tight game.
Tom J., Livingston , NJ
